This I believe:
Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you have to stop reading children’s books.
Peanut butter and jelly is always an acceptable meal.
Choose comfort over cuteness. Take both when you can get them.
Being an adult is no reason to stop giving/receiving birthday gifts. On the contrary, when people grow older is the most important time to show them how much you love them/appreciate them. Show your friends that they matter to you.
Nothing should be pickled other than pickles.
Being an adult doesn’t mean you’re any better at anything than you were before. It just means you’re better at pretending you have your shit together in front of other people.
Never ask someone when they’re getting engaged. Or when they’re getting married. Or when they’re going to have a kid…. Just don’t.
If the waiter tells you to enjoy your meal, and you accidentally say “You too!” it’s ok…. They know what you meant.
Women’s clothes should have pockets. The fact that they usually don’t is a travesty and overwhelming evidence of the power of patriarchy.
If you don’t get mad at your pet when they do something, you don’t have any right to get mad at your family members for doing the same thing.
There is nothing that is not improved by cheese.
That is all, for now.